What an exciting week I am having!
First, let me say welcome to curious Asylum readers, happy to have you! And for those of you who don’t know, check out this article!
Note that the super hot photo of me they used was taken by She of the infinite variety of mad talents, Isabella Valentine!
I’ve had a busy several days getting out here and settling in, lots of time reconnecting with my SF tribe! The weather is fantastic, and it feels better and better every time I talk to someone in Indiana about how the weather is there! The house I am at has a hot tub and I am in it totally nekkid on a daily basis. Kind of, but not quite, like this:
Of course, huge excitement in anticipation of celebrating my birthday this weekend! Birthday… February 13th… of course, you remembered, didn’t you, Treasure?
Uh-huh. Tsk tsk tsk. How naughty you can be, there have clearly been too many orgasms going on, it makes you like a wild, uncivilized thing! But I’m going to be working on my Amazon wish list tonight so you can show me what a Good Treasure you really want to be! If you are really looking towards getting me something awesome and need more personal supervision, send me an e-mail with the subject line “Goddess, may I please have a Birthday Special Assignment?” and I will follow up with individually appropriate instructions.
Sure, I’ve been unavailable lately, haven’t made a new blog post in a bit or responded to any of the many sweet mails I’ve received — tough! I’m playing both a “Goddess Privilege” card and a “Birthday” card — you can’t even handle that kind of action! So fall all over yourself in love with me and do something nice that will make me smile. I have a new recording all prepped and ready to release, but I’m holding on to it until someone impresses me. I’m not talking about feeling moved, not “that’s so sweet”, not even “thank you so much”, I want to be im – fucking – pressed.
If you can impress me that much without spending any money I’ll be extra impressed by your method, but, yes, this is probably a challenge that has a base quality of expensiveness to it. However, mere fundage will not be enough! I want to also be amazed by the thoughtful sacred devotion expressed in the gift, I want to feel deeply spoiled and appreciated. And if you can do all of that, I’ll give you an advance copy of the next recording and release it in 24 hours.
Fair Birthday game? Why am I asking? My Birthday, My Rules!